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Heteronormative monogamy is The Suffered (2014) Full Movie Onlineout, queer polyamory is in.

That's true for many parts of this country -- or, you know, my Brooklyn block. Either way, platonic or not-so-platonic thruples are so *in* this year.

It's time for this country to retire their binary oppressive Flintstones couples costumes and replace them with far more subversive thruples costumes.

Here are the best thruples costumes for 2018:

1. The "Distracted Boyfriend" Meme

Impress your three friends who kinda sorta use Twitter with your version of this famous meme.

2. The Hanson brothers

With three blonde wigs, some oversized stripes and killer falsettos, your thruple will be transformed into the Xennial boy band of your dreams.

3. Three little pigs

Three little pigs, all in houses/cardboard boxes that are bigger than your apartment.

4. Laura, Peter, and Josh from To All the Boys I've Loved Before

Problematic teenage love triangles are the best love triangles.

5. The Brontë Sisters

One of you is totally a Charlotte -- a confident, brilliant young woman with a soft spot for intellectuals. And your moody goth friend is soooo Emily.

The least popular member of your group is Anne.

6. Annie, Brenda, and Elise from The First Wives Club

Honor the greatest movie of the 20th century by dressing up as one of three greatest women of the 20th century: Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn, and Bette Midler.

7. BLT

Everyone's gonna wanna be either bacon or tomato, but what romaine lacks in flavor it makes up for in ChloroPhitness.

8. The Clueless Ladies

Apologies in advance to the person who has to play Stacey Dash.

9. The Three Kanyes

VMAs Kanye, MAGA Kanye, and when "Kanye used to be good" Kanye.

10. Three's Company

Somewhere out there there's a person who remembers this show.

11. Princess Leia, Luke Skywalker, and Han Solo

For all the polyamorous Star Warsthruples out there.

12. Three Nipples

It's not a mutation, it's a gift.

13. The Pod Save America guys

We're calling this the Dockers challenge.

14. President Trump's three wives

Ivana, Marla, and Melania: three women who've made a terrible choice with their lives.

15. Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper, and the dog from A Star is Born

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Anyone can be Lady Gaga or Bradley Cooper. Only a very special member of a very special thruple will ever be talented enough to play the dog.

Thruples, 2018 is your year.